More Old Jokes Retold

If the stone which the builders rejected becomes the cornerstone, either the builders are corrupt or the building is.

Or both. And I'm funny as hell.

If work, learning and fun are separate, then so are body, mind and spirit. And if that's the case, each one of us is three persons in one conduit... Kirk, Spock and Bones.

But hopefully less predictable.

 

We're taught as very young children that everyone is different and special, and then spend the rest of our lives learning that isn't practical. Some people can afford to be different and special, while the rest of us have to work for them.
 

Incidentally, this is sort of a

refutation of that reasoning.

On a similar note, Einstein would have been a real genius if he could keep his life together.

That doesn't detract from the

amazing shit he said and did though.

If we talk about the world, we're talking about two different things.

I say "tomato..."

If great power brings great responsibility, why does everybody wanna be Snoop Dogg?

Rhetorical question. Everybody has their own reason.

That's it for today. See you in another present.